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Welcome to my hell!

Hi! I’m non-binary and bisexual and my pronouns are they/them.

This blog is for me to reblog what I think is funny/important and say stupid shit that’s on my mind.

I like this:

  • Nintendo
  • Scott The Woz
  • Graphic design
  • Peanut butter

You will be blocked if you are:

  • Racist
  • Sexist
  • Homophobic
  • Transphobic
  • Panphobic
  • Ableist
  • Otherwise bigoted/exclusionary
  • Annoying

I hope you enjoy, I guess.

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fyeahegerton

I’m a huge fan of yours
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arrghigiveup

For context: In that production of King Lear by the Royal Shakespeare Company, Sir Ian McKellen, playing the titular character in a scene where Lear has essentially gone round the bend, strips completely naked right there on stage. New York critic Michael Portantiere, noted in his review, “Special note for those who care about such things: In a brief nude scene, McKellen amply demonstrates the truth of Lear’s statement that he is ‘every inch a king’.”

ceebee-eebee

#wow go ian mckellan #also a+ flirting there taron

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

The above scene is amazing but I also feel we need to take a moment to appreciate the fact that a respected theatre critic took time to mention in their review of this production of King Lear that Ian McKellen has a truly impressive penis

mossadspydolphin

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@bucklikethedollar why would you hide poetry like this in the notes

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sexy-necromancing-bird

Bein’ a vampire is actually way less sexy when you consider you must now live a life without garlic knots

xemeterydr

I’m lactose intolerant but I still eat ice cream. I’m no pussy and neither are vampires

sexy-necromancing-bird

your so smart

xemeterydr

Dude that was over 2 1/2 years ago why are you just now responding

sexy-necromancing-bird

Are you mad at me

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vampires don't have the same sense of time.

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224bbaker

Fun Fact: in one month, all Sherlock Holmes stories hit the public domain and the Conan Doyle Estate can't do shit! I say this for absolutely no reason but also congrats in advance to the happy couple.

prismatic-bell

Speaking as someone who loves Holmes,


Y'ALL BETTER READ THE ESTATE FOR FUCKING FILTH.


Seriously, they have done so much shit simply because Holmes remains popular. When they did the whole "ooooh Enola Holmes is copyright infringement because blah blah blah" I literally wanted to flood them with letters that contained nothing but Arthur Conan Doyle's "you may marry him, or kill him, or do anything you like with him" response to William Gillette when the first Holmes play was being written in 1899.


Sir ACD already weighed in on what they're pulling, and he said they're full of shit.