Hi! I’m non-binary and bisexual and my pronouns are they/them.
This blog is for me to reblog what I think is funny/important and say stupid shit that’s on my mind.
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I need as many people as possible to watch this video from the official Angry Birds tiktok or else I'll get a fucking hemorrhage
I’m a huge fan of yours
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For context: In that production of King Lear by the Royal Shakespeare Company, Sir Ian McKellen, playing the titular character in a scene where Lear has essentially gone round the bend, strips completely naked right there on stage. New York critic Michael Portantiere, noted in his review, “Special note for those who care about such things: In a brief nude scene, McKellen amply demonstrates the truth of Lear’s statement that he is ‘every inch a king’.”
The above scene is amazing but I also feel we need to take a moment to appreciate the fact that a respected theatre critic took time to mention in their review of this production of King Lear that Ian McKellen has a truly impressive penis
@bucklikethedollar why would you hide poetry like this in the notes
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are dicks neutral. yes duhh
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this stupid twink wont share his fucking doritos
that’s ellen degeneres
Not so generes now
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aces are queer, while also being collectively fire.
holy shit I just got followed by a bunch of porn bots
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Notes about trans men
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Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.
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♡ some blackout poetry about elon musk ♡
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Trans women r girls
Bein’ a vampire is actually way less sexy when you consider you must now live a life without garlic knots
I’m lactose intolerant but I still eat ice cream. I’m no pussy and neither are vampires
your so smart
Dude that was over 2 1/2 years ago why are you just now responding
Are you mad at me
vampires don't have the same sense of time.
Fun Fact: in one month, all Sherlock Holmes stories hit the public domain and the Conan Doyle Estate can't do shit! I say this for absolutely no reason but also congrats in advance to the happy couple.
Speaking as someone who loves Holmes,
Y'ALL BETTER READ THE ESTATE FOR FUCKING FILTH.
Seriously, they have done so much shit simply because Holmes remains popular. When they did the whole "ooooh Enola Holmes is copyright infringement because blah blah blah" I literally wanted to flood them with letters that contained nothing but Arthur Conan Doyle's "you may marry him, or kill him, or do anything you like with him" response to William Gillette when the first Holmes play was being written in 1899.
Sir ACD already weighed in on what they're pulling, and he said they're full of shit.
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who else here thinking about chicken strisps
Good post OP
good shit OP
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i love you very much OP
